For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
(Source: , via mrskatpayne)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly
….As someone who plays Magic and has been to big events like GPs and Opens….this is true.
Crack is wack
why u lick me
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow